unappreciated humor
dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

fluffmugger:

beckyblackbooks:

referenceforwriters:

Illustrated Guides: 1, 2, 3

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Just in case…

Sadly I don’t have a beard to freeze myself to the ice with. 

This is why you don’t shave your pubic hair

fallontonight:

exhaustedmaddie:

falpals are awesome because no matter if you became one a year ago or ages ago, few weeks ago or few seconds ago, they will always make you feel welcomed.

Falpals are the best!

me: looks at pet sleeping
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet: breathes
me: oh thank god i thought you died

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

movedbuttt:

i drew a daddy ursaring„,

movedbuttt:

i drew a daddy ursaring„,

tastefullyoffensive:

[pusheen]
juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying

juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying