When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.
Just in case…
Sadly I don’t have a beard to freeze myself to the ice with.
This is why you don’t shave your pubic hair
falpals are awesome because no matter if you became one a year ago or ages ago, few weeks ago or few seconds ago, they will always make you feel welcomed.
Falpals are the best!
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
i drew a daddy ursaring„,
how did i forget about this i’m crying